Tastes like BURNING.

The Simpsons have been giving the world quality entertainment for over a decade. The best characters on any sitcom on television can be found here. From dull-headed Homer to crezzy Apu, we got the goods.

Ah yes. Sometimes we do wonder....

                What's a battle?

                What's a diorama?

                Which one is oral?

                Is this my house?

                What's lime disease?

And why, exactly, do things like this happen?.....

                My cat's breath smells like cat food.

                I bent my wookie.

                My knob tastes funny.

                I think I wet my bed.

                It tastes like ..... burning.

And life's great ambitions, some good talks with dad, and some comments about bad friends...

                Help! She's touching my special area!

                My toys are all sticky.

                That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!

        Silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie.